You Might be a Homeschool Mom if...
You may have seen the homeschool mom meme's that have been floating around for ages. So, with Mother's Day just around the corner we thought we would put together some of those that many of us can probably relate to and perhaps even bring a smile to your face.
You might be a homeschool mom if...
When asked what grades your children are in you have no idea
Family vacations include museum and/or historical landmarks
You are on a first name basis with the mail/delivery person
The art on your walls include a world map, the periodic table, pictures of presidents, a timeline, and a copy of the Declaration of Independence
Your dining room table doubles as a desk
A teacher workday means that the laundry has piled up
Chores and home maintenance are recorded as Home Economics and Shop class
Playing outside is P.E. class
You have considered using the dead bird your cat left on the front porch for a science dissection specimen
Your child gets a cut and you take a sample of blood to view under the microscope
Going to the grocery store counts as math
Your children are randomly quizzed by others when they find out they are homeschooled
The staff at the library knows your family by name
Google is one of your best friends
A printer, laminating machine, and/or a book binder are on your gift wish list
You roll your eyes at the "socialism" questions
Your car doubles as a lecture hall when running errands
Trips to the doctor, dentist, bank, and post office are field trips
The only dress code is that your children must have something on
You have taught your children wearing costumes
You include LEGOs, games, and movies into many of your lesson plans
Your children have asked you, "Can this count as school?"
A parent/teacher conference means alone time
Kissing the "principal" is encouraged
Even on your worst day, you wouldn't have it any other way.