May 6, 2020

You Might be a Homeschool Mom if...

For Homeschool Moms & Dads · Homeschool Encouragement · Motivation
You Might be a Homeschool Mom if...

You may have seen the homeschool mom meme's that have been floating around for ages. So, with Mother's Day just around the corner we thought we would put together some of those that many of us can probably relate to and perhaps even bring a smile to your face.

You might be a homeschool mom if...

When asked what grades your children are in you have no idea

Family vacations include museum and/or historical landmarks

You are on a first name basis with the mail/delivery person

The art on your walls include a world map, the periodic table, pictures of presidents, a timeline, and a copy of the Declaration of Independence

Your dining room table doubles as a desk

A teacher workday means that the laundry has piled up

Chores and home maintenance are recorded as Home Economics and Shop class

Playing outside is P.E. class

You have considered using the dead bird your cat left on the front porch for a science dissection specimen

Your child gets a cut and you take a sample of blood to view under the microscope

Going to the grocery store counts as math

Your children are randomly quizzed by others when they find out they are homeschooled

The staff at the library knows your family by name

Google is one of your best friends

A printer, laminating machine, and/or a book binder are on your gift wish list

You roll your eyes at the "socialism" questions

Your car doubles as a lecture hall when running errands

Trips to the doctor, dentist, bank, and post office are field trips

The only dress code is that your children must have something on

You have taught your children wearing costumes

You include LEGOs, games, and movies into many of your lesson plans

Your children have asked you, "Can this count as school?"

A parent/teacher conference means alone time

Kissing the "principal" is encouraged

Even on your worst day, you wouldn't have it any other way.

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